piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via kaaaybaabyyy)

who-ya-callin-pinhead:

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

(via best-of-text-posts)

follovved:

buttlicked:

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buttlicked:

follovved:

KNOCK KNOCK

WHOS THERE

LIL OLE’ LADY

LIL OLE’ LADY WHO

I DIDNT KNOW U COULD YODEL

(Source: straighthater, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)